Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Krayzie Bone - The Messenger (skit)

Krayzie Bone - The Messenger (skit) Tube. Duration : 2.35 Mins.


Set in a restaurant with muzak playing in the background Krayzie Aw sh*t. Excuse me man, excuse me. Waiter Uh, yes sir? Krayzie Could you tell me where the payphone at in here or somethin'? Waiter Certainly. Back there by the wine racks. Krayzie All right, thanks a lot. Thank you, thank you. Waiter Oh, you're welcome sir. Krayzie Sh*t. It's a classy-ass, m*thaf*ckin' restaraunt. Know this m*thaf*cker got the money, punk m*thaf*cker. Sh*t. Pick's up phone, dialtone, puts in money and dials, it rings. His contact Hello? Krayzie Yeah, hello? Contact What's happenin'? Krayzie Yeah, I'm in the m*thaf*ckin' spot now, man... Contact He there? Krayzie I don't see nobody yet, but I know the nigga'll be here. He got reservations. Contact All right, handle your business. Krayzie I think I see his broad comin' in right now... Contact Right on time. Krayzie So don't worry about sh*t. I'm a handle this nigga, man. This nigga in a classy-ass, muthafuckin' restaurant; I know this nigga got the m*thaf*ckin' money. Don't worry about sh*t, I'm a have it. All right? Contact No mercy, nigga. Krayzie All right. Hangs up Phone Broad Excuse me. Waiter Uh, yes ma'am. Broad I have a reservation. It's for Jones. Waiter For Jones? Let me see here for a minute. Oh yes, Mr. Jones called. He said, he is running late, but I am to seat you now. Broad Okay, thank you. Waiter Follow me this way. Here you go ma'am. Um, would you like to start with something to drink while you wait? Broad Do you have a ...

Tags: krayzie, layzie, bizzy, wish, flesh, bone, harmony, mo, thugs, poetic, hustlaz, the, messenger, thug, mentality

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